Sardar G ka ghora race mei sab se peechay thha. Kisi ne pucha "Sardar G! Tuhada Ghora kera a"? . . . . . . . . Sardar "O hee jinay sariyan nu agay laya hoya a"
2 Friends in a jungle came across a bear. 1 climbed on tree & other lie down on ground, held his breath. Bear said to him "Putar ay drama ni chalna, Mai aye kahani parhi aye .... "
Lo je Mitran di pur-zor farmaish te awam day jazbat di tarjumani wastay ik wari fer DIRECT DIL SE lakh laanat WAPDA te!
Sheikh ka 1 rupia roof se gir gaya, sheikh neechay pohoncha to rupia nahi mila. KYON???? SOCHO ... KYUN? AAKHIR KYUN? BECAUSE sheikh rupiya se pehle pohonch gaya thha!!
Kon kehta hai pakistan mei gham hain khushiyan nahi?
1. Light aanay ki khushi
2. Bazar mei shopping k baad zinda ghar wapis aanay ki khushi.
3. Bus mei seat milnay ke khushi.
4. Taweel arsay bad double dawari khulne ki khushi
5. Namaz parhnay k baad khud kush hamlay se bachnay ki khushi
6. Bush se utarnay k baad apna mobile pocket mei reh janay ki khushi!
Itni khushiyun k bawajood log na shukri kartay hain .. tauba tauba tauba!
1. Money cannot buy happiness ... but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle ...
2. Forgive your enemies, ut remember their names
3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you again when he is in trouble again
4. Most people are alive because it is illegal to shoot them
5. Alcohal doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk.
Father to son: "If you do not pass your exams this time, don't call me DAD" ... After some days ... Father: "How is your result?" ... Son: "Sorry Bashir sahb .. "