Guzarish hai k mera hun school aan nu dil nahi karda. Tusi bachiyan vi alag kar ditian ne tey sadi class vich ik vi kuri nahi hegi. Tay madam v koi khas pataka nai. Hor nahi tay kuj 'kam valiyan' he soniyan rakh lavo!
Bari Meherbani. Tuada faithfully,
Pappu.
Dil ke operation ko bypass kyun kehte hain?????
kyunke agar operation kamyab ho gaya to Pass, warna Bye! :-)
Sheikh to his son: Meri dil ki khwahish hai k tum baray ho k 'wakeel' bano ...
Son: woh kyun?
Sheikh: taakay mera black coat tumharay kaam aa jaye
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, thats not a crime anyway how early were you shopping?
Sardar: Before the shop opening!
Old teacher: I am beautiful - which tense is this?
Student: Definitely past test.
3 ants saw an elephant coming ...
Ant 1: We will kill him
Ant 2: We'll break his legs
Ant 3: Forgive him guys, he's alone & we are 3.
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes or no.
Good girls are found in every corner of the earth ... but unfortunately the earth is round
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