Teacher: kal school kyun nahi aaye?
Sardar: mainu bird flu ho gaya see
Teacher: Bird flu to murgion ko hota hai
Sardar: Mainu tusi roz tay kukar bana denday o …
Girl 2 Sheikh: Mujhe apni ring de do mei ring ko dekh k tumhain yaad karoon ge.
Sheikh: Tum ye soch k mujhe yaad kar lena k mene ring maangi thhee usne nahi dee …
Judge mujrim se, batao tumhari aakhri khwahish kya hai?
Mujrim: Aik Nokia Mobile N97. 5 crore rupees. Apki beti se shadi, U.S.A ka visa, 2 saal honeymoon, 6,7 bachay jo aap ko nana nana kahain aur mujhe papa aur mei un sab ki shadi karva dun us k baad aap jo faisla do mujhe manzoor hoga …
Sardar's theory about moon: Moon is important than sun because moon gives light in night when light is needed but sun gives light in day when it is not needed.
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