Show your teeth - SMILE!

Teacher: Bacho promise karo kabhi ciggerate, sharaab nahi piyo ge

Bachay: Nahi piyein ge.

Teacher: Girls ka peechha bhi nahi karao ge

Bachay: Nahi karain ge

Teacher: Girls se flirt nahi karo ge

Bachay: Nahi karain ge

Teacher: Aur apnay mulk/country par zindagi qurban kar do ge

Bachay: Kar dainge ... Aisi zindagi ka karna bhi kya



Najooomi: Tumhari life mei 14 larkiyan aayein gee

Boy: Oh Yess!!! What a life!

Najoomi: Ziada khush mat ho. 1 Biwi aur 13 betiyan hongee.



Kashmir ki vaadiyon mei barfeeli hawaaon mei

Jheel kinaaray bethay

Ranjhay ko heer ne kya kaha ????????????????

"Beghairta!!! HERO NA BAN, SWAITER PAAA ... "



Taliban Taliban Yes Papa,

Explosive bomb No Papa,

Telling a lie No Papa,

Open your jacket

"thaaaaa thaaaaaa thaaaaaaa:-)"



Old man school k principal se: Zara Ali ko bula dain

Principal: ap kaun?

Old man: Mei uska dada hun.

Principal: Woh to chhuttee le kar aapkay janaazay/funeral mei gaya hai



Wife: Tum raat ko sotay huye mujhe gaaliyan day rahay thhay

Husband: tumhain ghalat fehmi hui hai

Wife: kia ghalat fehmi hui hai?

Husband: Yahi k mei so raha thha ...