Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Spam!

Meri zindagi k 2 asool hain. Pehla: mei kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi karvata.  AUR dosra: Mei kisi larki ko ajnabi nahi samajhta.

Today we have bigger houses but small families, more degrees but less common sense, advanced medicines but poor health, touched moon but no contact with neighbour, high income but less peace of mind, because we believe on Allah but do not obey him. Think about it????????

Aik aurat k ghar Gas ka bill bohat ziada aa gaya, Woh gas office gayee aur manager se kaha, 'Na mennu inna bill bhej dita, mei ki dozakh nu pipe diti hai?"

Teacher: "Woh dekho udher sundar larki khari hai. Isko punjabi mei translate karo". . . . . . . . . . . Student: "Oay bachi check karo!"

Isn't a friend necessity of life? Lets think of a life without a true sincere friend. What will you do in campus? How would you feel at your work place? What will you do with your cell? What about jokes and chills? Events specially your birthday? To whom you'll call 'yaar'? Who will ask you about your worries, grievences and sorrows? Whom with you laugh a 'high 5'? These are some out of many questions, Simply you cannot live without friends. Always value True Friends!

Bachon ki 2009 wali stories:

- 1 pyasa kava ur raha thha, achanak nechay usay pani aur kuchh kankar nazar aaye, jaisay he woh pani mei kankar dalanay k liye nechayutra khudkush dhamakay mei mara gaya

- 1 kuttay ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya, woh pani mei apna aks dekh raha thha k na maloom afrad na firing kar k halaak kar diya

- kachwa aur khargosh ne race shuro kiya. khargosh k sotay hi kachway ni uska mobile chura liya.

- Alladin ne chiragh ragra to jin gunpoint pe us se sab kuchh le gaya.

Whenever we find the key to success, some idiots change the lock. So, forget the key, learn to break the doors!! Keep Rocking ..

Tu baar baar apni wafaon ki kahani na sunaya kar ..... Ek te pehle eni garmi hai uto tera RONA nahi mukda ...

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