Brainiac!

Newton committed suicide after watching a Pakistani film. You know why???

Shan had an empty revolver, villain fired a bullet at Shan. Shan caught the bullet, put it into his revolver and shot back at villain!



Jail mei pathan se kisi ne poochha 'Tum se aisi kya ghalati ho gayee k tumhain jail bhej diya ... '

Pathan: 'Mei ne bank loota Aur ............................... Paisay waheen ginnay baith gaya :-)'



How a single spelling mistake can ruin your life?

Husband went to europe & sent back a sms message to his wife

"I am having a wonderful time, wish you were HER ;-)"