Trying to be funny

Friendship is ideal. You happy, I happy. You cry, I cry. You sad, I sad. You laugh, I laugh. You jump out from window, I look down and say "Live happily where-ever you are ... "

70% of college students in the world are suffering from AIDS. Cannot believe???

but its true, AIDS: Attendance & Internal assessment Deficiency Syndrome

Shohar: Mei tang aa gaya hoon, tum hamaisha mera ghar,, meri car he kehti rehti ho. Kabhi hamara bhi keh diya karo. Ab almari mei kya dhoond rahi ho?

Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

Dentist to Sheikh Ji: Aap ka dant nikalna paray ga

Sheikh: Whats the fee?

Dentish: 200

Sheikh: Ye to 50, Thora sa DHEELA kar do, Nikal mei khud loon ga.

A lovely quote after breakup!!

I miss your smile alot, But I miss my own smile more!

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