Saturday, July 11, 2009

Pathan and sardar

Ek pathan road per poti kar raha tha tu police ne use dekh liya aur arrest kar liya. Jab us k thhane le ke ja rahe the tu pathan bola: Bhai! sabut tu utha lo!.



Sardar ki biwi: itni raat ho gai te sardar ji hun tak aye nahin zarur koi kurri da chakar he!

Sardar di maa: Hamesha bura hi sochin koi pata nahin truck de neechay agya huway!!!!!!!!!!!



2 sardar samandar ke pass beth kar us mein dahi mila rahe the. Aik pathan aya us ne kaha:ye kia kar rahe ho? Sardar bole: lassi banarahe hain. Pathan bola:oye pagal ke bachon itni saari lassi tumhara baap piye ga??????????

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