Ek pathan road per poti kar raha tha tu police ne use dekh liya aur arrest kar liya. Jab us k thhane le ke ja rahe the tu pathan bola: Bhai! sabut tu utha lo!.
Sardar ki biwi: itni raat ho gai te sardar ji hun tak aye nahin zarur koi kurri da chakar he!
Sardar di maa: Hamesha bura hi sochin koi pata nahin truck de neechay agya huway!!!!!!!!!!!
2 sardar samandar ke pass beth kar us mein dahi mila rahe the. Aik pathan aya us ne kaha:ye kia kar rahe ho? Sardar bole: lassi banarahe hain. Pathan bola:oye pagal ke bachon itni saari lassi tumhara baap piye ga??????????
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Pathan and sardar
Labels:
Forwarded SMS,
Funny,
Jokes,
Pathan Jokes,
Sardar Jokes,
SMS Jokes,
Wisdom
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