Aik bacha park mei bench pe baitha 1 k baad 1 toffee khaa raha thha. Pas baitha 1 admi bola: 'Jo ziada metha khaatay hain woh jaldi mar jaatay hain'. Boy : 'apko malum hai mere dada ki age 106 sal thi. Man: 'Wo metha kam khatay hon ge na'. Boy : 'Nahi. Wo apnay kaam se kaam rakhtay thhay ... '
At 12 hours 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year, the time and date will be 12:34:56 07/08/09 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Ameer larki ko School mei gharib khandaan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya. Here's the essay
1 Gharib khandan thha. Baap gharib, Maa gharib, bachay gharib. Khandaan mei 4 naukar thhay, woh bhi ghareeb. Car bhi tooti hui Accord thhee. Unka Gharib driver bachon ko usi tooti car mei school chhor kar aata thha. Bachon kay paas Puraanay Nokia N95 mobile thhay. Bachay haftay mei 3 baar hee chicken khaatay thhay. Ghar mei sirf 4 2nd hand A.C. thhay. Saaray khandan bari mushkil se Aish kar raha thha.
Do you know the value of a minute?
Well .. it depends on which side of the toilet door you are ... :D
Husband aur Wife mei jhagra hua to wife ne apni maa ko fone kiya: mei aap kay ghar aa rahi hu. Maa boli: Usay apnay kiye ki saza milni chahiye, tum waheen raho mei aa rahi hoon.
I pray that any person who tried to steal your happiness, may his hips begin to itch badly and his arms grow shorter so that he cannot reach his hips to scratch it!
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