Hans le Munnay haulay haulay!

 

1 Angraiz Pakistan aya Punjabi seekhnay. Jab wo wapis gaya to logon ne poochha .. kya seekha??

Angraiz bola: OAY BIJLI CHALI GAYEE … OAY BIJLI AA GAYEE … OAY BIJLI JAAN WAALI HA … OAY BIJLI AAN WAALI HAI

 

1 Admi apnay dost k ghar gaya, ghantee bajaanay par chhota sa bacha baahir nikla

Admi: Bayta ap ka abu ghar par hain?

Bacha: G wo to bazaar gaye hain

Admi: Achha apnay baray bhai ko bulao

Bacha: Wo cricket khailnay gaya hai

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gee?

Bacha: G Wo apni saheliyon k saathh picnic par gayee hain

Wo admi jal kar bola 'To Bayta aap ghar mei kyun baithay ho? Ap b kaheen jao,'

Bacha bola 'Mei bhi apnay dost k ghar aaya hua hooon …. '

 

Kuch apnay muqaddar mei andhairay thhay Faraz

Kuchh WAPDA waalon se unkee behen ka rishta maang baithay …

 

A mouse was going with its kids

A cat jumped in front of them, mouse shouted

"BHOW BHOW BHOW …. "

Cat ran away.

Mouse: "You see kids, that's the advantage of learning foreign languages"

 

Things to remember in life…

"Love your

FRIENDS

Not their sisters"

AND

"Love Your

Sisters

Not their Friends!"

 

Lo … Keh Diya!

Aap ki Kahani Meri Zubani

Ap k pas dimag hai, chalta nahi wo alag baat hai

Ap smart hain, koi manta nahi wo alag baat hai

Ap ameer hain, lagta nahi wo alag baat hai

Ap shareef hain, lagta nahi wo alag baat hai

Ap k pas cell fone hai, balance nahi wo alag baat hai

Kafi izzat hai ap ki, koi karta nahi wo alag baat hai

Mei ne to ye apki tareef ki hai, ap ko bisti lagay to ye alag baat hai …

Aik martaba Mirza Ghalib ka bistar par pishab nikal gaya to 1 shair kaha:

Nakami-e-Ishq mai kuchh yun dukhi hon Ghalib,

Aansu nikal rahay hain rasta badal badal kar …

Kabhi aati thi darwazay k peechhay se maa ki awaz

wah wah wah

Kabhi aati thi darwazay k peechhay se maa ki awaz

Kar li ho to aa k dho dun Bayta Faraz!!!

Uske bina bhi zindagi kat he jaye gee Faraz ..

Hasrat-e-Zindagi thha wo, Shart-e-Zindagi to nahi!!

Lahore aur bijli k halat par Faraz ghussay mei arz kartay hain!!

Lahore k halat dekh k rota hoon,

Raat ko mei sirf chaddi pehen k sota hoon!

Meethi Meethi yaadon ko palko pe saja lena

Sath guzray lamho ko dil mei basa lena

Meri jan mei washroom mei baitha hoon

Bijli aa jaaye to motor yaad se chala dena!!!

Show your teeth - SMILE!

Teacher: Bacho promise karo kabhi ciggerate, sharaab nahi piyo ge

Bachay: Nahi piyein ge.

Teacher: Girls ka peechha bhi nahi karao ge

Bachay: Nahi karain ge

Teacher: Girls se flirt nahi karo ge

Bachay: Nahi karain ge

Teacher: Aur apnay mulk/country par zindagi qurban kar do ge

Bachay: Kar dainge ... Aisi zindagi ka karna bhi kya

My good name, Bijli!

Bijli hun mei bijli hun,

WAPDA ki mei titli hun,

1 ghanty k liye aati hun,

2 2 ghantay jaati hun,

Oopar pankha rukta hai,

Neechay munna rota hai,

Munnay ki ammi kary hi hi,

Bijli us ko tarpaaaaye,

Munnay ki ammi kaali,

Bijli hai nakhron waali ...

2 + 2 = 22

Sardar: yar tu to kisi k ghar afsos k lye gaya thha, itni jaldi kaisay wapis aa gaya?

2nd Sardar: Yar 15 mins betha raha majal hai kisi ne hans k baat ki ho

Pathan and sardar

Ek pathan road per poti kar raha tha tu police ne use dekh liya aur arrest kar liya. Jab us k thhane le ke ja rahe the tu pathan bola: Bhai! sabut tu utha lo!.

Thought of the day

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people ...

Best Medicine - Laughter?

Technology's Impact

A Dad's Email:

Dear son,

How have you been? Your mum & I are fine. We miss you alot. Please turn off your PC & Come downstairs for dinner.

Yours,

Dad!

Brainiac!

Newton committed suicide after watching a Pakistani film. You know why???

Shan had an empty revolver, villain fired a bullet at Shan. Shan caught the bullet, put it into his revolver and shot back at villain!

Urdu Poetry

Dil ne chaha k tujhay koi tohfa doon,

Magar mere paas wafaon k siwa kuchh bhi nahi,

Omar bhar na paray gham ka saya tujh par,

Mere paas to duaaon k siva kuchh bhi nahi

Humor

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Wasi Shah - Ghazal

Wussat-e-dasht-e-hijr dekh k dar jata hoon,

Tujh se aagay ka safr dekh k dar jata hoon,

Roz dhaltay huye suraj ki tarah shaam gaye,

Mei bhi aik dard k darya mei utar jata hoon,

Woh bhi cup chup si kaheen baith k roti ho gee,

Mei bhi raaton ko zara dair se ghar jata hoon,

Mei ne bhi jurm-e-baghawat k sitam jhilay hain,

Mei bhi ab log jidhar jayein udhar jata hoon,

Chal para hon mei zamananay k asoolon pe WASI,

Mei bhi ab apni baaton se mukar jata hoon ....

Alif, Bay, Pay ....

Punjab application to the head master!

Guzarish hai k mera hun school aan nu dil nahi karda. Tusi bachiyan vi alag kar ditian ne tey sadi class vich ik vi kuri nahi hegi. Tay madam v koi khas pataka nai. Hor nahi tay kuj 'kam valiyan' he soniyan rakh lavo!

Bari Meherbani. Tuada faithfully,

Pappu.

Baji Bijli

Ghanto intizar karti thi uska,

Dil se subah sham yaad karti hai usko,

Bhulay se bhi bhula nahi paati usko,

Phir umeed ki ek kiran nazar i.

Andhere mei roshni nazar i.

Or wo zor se chillaayeee

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Light i.....

Light i.....

Light i..... :-)

Try, Say it... But Quick!

The sixth sick sikh's sixth sheep is sick

Hadiths

Irshad-e-Nabwi hai

Us shakhs k liye halakat hai, jo jhoot isliye bolta hai ta ke logon ko hansaye, halakat hai us k liye halakat hai.

For Your Information

1. Falcon wo bird hai jo 200km per hour ki speed se urta hai.


2. Khargosh ki ankhain kabhi band nahi hoti.


3. Saanp (snake) 18 months tak baghair khaye piye zinda reh sakta hai.


4. Original diamond pani mei nazar nahi ata.


5. Singapore woh country hai jahan 12 months barish hoti hai.


6. Kidneys har roz 500 gallon blood saaf karti hain.


7. Japan mei students ko dono haathon se likhna sekhatay hain.

Quote Of The Day!

Life is more strict than a teacher.A teacher teaches a lesson and then gives an exam.But life gives an exam and then teaches a lesson.

Quote of the day

William Shakespear:

My crown is in my heart, not in my head, Nor decked with diamonds and Indian stones, Nor to be seen; my crown is called contentment; A crown it is, that seldom kings enjoy.

Ahlan-Wasahlan!

Al-Quran

Ae Eeman Walo! Ruko-o-Sajdah kartay raho aur apnay rab ki ibadat mei lagay raho aur naik kaam kartay raho ta'kay tum kamyab ho jao"

(Surah Al-Hajj Ayat 77)

Follow your heart!

Sense prevails

Opinions are like Wrist Watches!!

Everyone's watch shows different time from other ... But, Everyone believes that their time is accurate ...

Beautiful saying of Hazrat Imam Hussain

Momin wo nahi jis ki mehfil "Pak" ho, balkay woh jiski tanhai "Pak" ho

The greatest gift you can give to someone is the purity of your attention

Sometimes God upsets your plans to set up His own plans. God's plans are perfect, so never get upset when your plans get upset. Have Faith in God.

Dosti kis se?

Hazrat Ali ne Imam Hassan se farmaya:

1. Ahmaq se dosti na karna, kyunke woh chaahay ga k nafa pohonchaye magar kar de ga nuksan.


2. Kunjoos se bhi na milo, issliye ke woh tumhari zarurton se bhi tumhain rok de ga.


3. Aur dekho badkaar se b dosti na karna, woh to mamooli qeemat par be tumhain bech de ga


4. Jhootay se b milna theek nahi, wo to saraab hai, k door ko qareeb aur qareeb ko door kar de ga

Spammers Awake

High Level Insult

Aik bacha park mei bench pe baitha 1 k baad 1 toffee khaa raha thha. Pas baitha 1 admi bola: 'Jo ziada metha khaatay hain woh jaldi mar jaatay hain'. Boy : 'apko malum hai mere dada ki age 106 sal thi. Man: 'Wo metha kam khatay hon ge na'. Boy : 'Nahi. Wo apnay kaam se kaam rakhtay thhay ... '

At 12 hours 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year, the time and date will be 12:34:56 07/08/09      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Pepsi-fy karo gay?

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Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.

When all else fails. Follow instructions.

At the time of rukhsati..

Dulhay kay mobile par bell baji

Ringtone was:

"Dil mei chupa ke pyar ka tufan le Chale, Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chalay"

Trying to be funny

Friendship is ideal. You happy, I happy. You cry, I cry. You sad, I sad. You laugh, I laugh. You jump out from window, I look down and say "Live happily where-ever you are ... "

70% of college students in the world are suffering from AIDS. Cannot believe???

but its true, AIDS: Attendance & Internal assessment Deficiency Syndrome

Shohar: Mei tang aa gaya hoon, tum hamaisha mera ghar,, meri car he kehti rehti ho. Kabhi hamara bhi keh diya karo. Ab almari mei kya dhoond rahi ho?

Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

Dentist to Sheikh Ji: Aap ka dant nikalna paray ga

Sheikh: Whats the fee?

Dentish: 200

Sheikh: Ye to 50, Thora sa DHEELA kar do, Nikal mei khud loon ga.

A lovely quote after breakup!!

I miss your smile alot, But I miss my own smile more!

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