Hans le Munnay haulay haulay!

 

1 Angraiz Pakistan aya Punjabi seekhnay. Jab wo wapis gaya to logon ne poochha .. kya seekha??

Angraiz bola: OAY BIJLI CHALI GAYEE … OAY BIJLI AA GAYEE … OAY BIJLI JAAN WAALI HA … OAY BIJLI AAN WAALI HAI

 

1 Admi apnay dost k ghar gaya, ghantee bajaanay par chhota sa bacha baahir nikla

Admi: Bayta ap ka abu ghar par hain?

Bacha: G wo to bazaar gaye hain

Admi: Achha apnay baray bhai ko bulao

Bacha: Wo cricket khailnay gaya hai

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gee?

Bacha: G Wo apni saheliyon k saathh picnic par gayee hain

Wo admi jal kar bola 'To Bayta aap ghar mei kyun baithay ho? Ap b kaheen jao,'

Bacha bola 'Mei bhi apnay dost k ghar aaya hua hooon …. '

 

Kuch apnay muqaddar mei andhairay thhay Faraz

Kuchh WAPDA waalon se unkee behen ka rishta maang baithay …

 

A mouse was going with its kids

A cat jumped in front of them, mouse shouted

"BHOW BHOW BHOW …. "

Cat ran away.

Mouse: "You see kids, that's the advantage of learning foreign languages"

 

Things to remember in life…

"Love your

FRIENDS

Not their sisters"

AND

"Love Your

Sisters

Not their Friends!"