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Meri zindagi k 2 asool hain. Pehla: mei kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi karvata.  AUR dosra: Mei kisi larki ko ajnabi nahi samajhta.

Today we have bigger houses but small families, more degrees but less common sense, advanced medicines but poor health, touched moon but no contact with neighbour, high income but less peace of mind, because we believe on Allah but do not obey him. Think about it????????

Aik aurat k ghar Gas ka bill bohat ziada aa gaya, Woh gas office gayee aur manager se kaha, 'Na mennu inna bill bhej dita, mei ki dozakh nu pipe diti hai?"

Teacher: "Woh dekho udher sundar larki khari hai. Isko punjabi mei translate karo". . . . . . . . . . . Student: "Oay bachi check karo!"

Isn't a friend necessity of life? Lets think of a life without a true sincere friend. What will you do in campus? How would you feel at your work place? What will you do with your cell? What about jokes and chills? Events specially your birthday? To whom you'll call 'yaar'? Who will ask you about your worries, grievences and sorrows? Whom with you laugh a 'high 5'? These are some out of many questions, Simply you cannot live without friends. Always value True Friends!

Bachon ki 2009 wali stories:

- 1 pyasa kava ur raha thha, achanak nechay usay pani aur kuchh kankar nazar aaye, jaisay he woh pani mei kankar dalanay k liye nechayutra khudkush dhamakay mei mara gaya

- 1 kuttay ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya, woh pani mei apna aks dekh raha thha k na maloom afrad na firing kar k halaak kar diya

- kachwa aur khargosh ne race shuro kiya. khargosh k sotay hi kachway ni uska mobile chura liya.

- Alladin ne chiragh ragra to jin gunpoint pe us se sab kuchh le gaya.

Whenever we find the key to success, some idiots change the lock. So, forget the key, learn to break the doors!! Keep Rocking ..

Tu baar baar apni wafaon ki kahani na sunaya kar ..... Ek te pehle eni garmi hai uto tera RONA nahi mukda ...

Quote of the day

Love your job but don't love your company, you never know when your company stops loving you.

Funny?

Sardar G ka ghora race mei sab se peechay thha. Kisi ne pucha "Sardar G! Tuhada Ghora kera a"? . . . . . . . . Sardar "O hee jinay sariyan nu agay laya hoya a"

2 Friends in a jungle came across a bear. 1 climbed on tree & other lie down on ground, held his breath. Bear said to him "Putar ay drama ni chalna, Mai aye kahani parhi aye .... "

Lo je Mitran di pur-zor farmaish te awam day jazbat di tarjumani wastay ik wari fer DIRECT DIL SE lakh laanat WAPDA te!

Sheikh ka 1 rupia roof se gir gaya, sheikh neechay pohoncha to rupia nahi mila. KYON???? SOCHO ... KYUN? AAKHIR KYUN? BECAUSE sheikh rupiya se pehle pohonch gaya thha!!

Kon kehta hai pakistan mei gham hain khushiyan nahi?

1. Light aanay ki khushi

2. Bazar mei shopping k baad zinda ghar wapis aanay ki khushi.

3. Bus mei seat milnay ke khushi.

4. Taweel arsay bad double dawari khulne ki khushi

5. Namaz parhnay k baad khud kush hamlay se bachnay ki khushi

6. Bush se utarnay k baad apna mobile pocket mei reh janay ki khushi!

Itni khushiyun k bawajood log na shukri kartay hain .. tauba tauba tauba!

1. Money cannot buy happiness ... but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle ...

2. Forgive your enemies, ut remember their names

3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you again when he is in trouble again

4. Most people are alive because it is illegal to shoot them

5. Alcohal doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk.

Father to son: "If you do not pass your exams this time, don't call me DAD" ... After some days ... Father: "How is your result?" ... Son: "Sorry Bashir sahb .. "

Wisdom

Marco Polo said:

You can not change your future, but you can change your habbits, and sure your habbit will change your future

Bill Gates

I studied everything but never topped, today the toppers of best universities are my employees

All about attitude

Jab tum kisi insan ki tabiyat parakhna chaho to us se mashwara lo. Yaqinan tum us ke mashwaray se uska Insaf, Zulm, Neki, Badi Sab jan jao gay

Hazrat Ali

A very touching quote by an artist

I love photos, because the best thing about them is, they never change, even when the people in them do.

"If the loser keeps his smile, winner will lose the thrill of victory"

Keep your spirits high!

Dont Spoil this day, by the regret of yesterday & the fear of tomorrow. Just give the best & leave the rest!

Easy & Difficult:

Easy is to say love. Difficult is to show it everyday.

Easy is to hurt someone who loves you. Difficult is to heal the wound.

Easy is to weep for a lost love, Difficult is to take care of it, not to lose it.

Easy is to dream every night, Difficult is to fight for a dream.

Easy is to keep the friendship with words, Difficult is to keep it with meanings.

Easy is to read this, Difficult is to follow it.

Religious

Yakeenan Falah Paa gaya jis nay apnay nafs ko paak kar liya aur yakeenan namuraad hua jis nay is ko khaak mein daba diya

(Surah Shams, 91:910)

Beshak Allah tumhari shaklain aur tumharay maal nahi dekhta balkay tumharay dilon ki kaifiyat aur aamal ko dekhta hai

(Sahi Muslim, 1:317)

Surah-e-Ikhlas ka wird kartay rahain because Masjid Aqsa ko 4 taraf se Israeli Army ne ghera hua hai. Jitna jaldi ho sakay is message ko apnay sab Friends ko forward karain. Ye 1 Amanat hai.

IRSHAD-E-NABWI (S.A.W) *Mafhom* Apnay se neechay k darjay walon ki taraf daykha karo. Oopar ke darjay walay logon ki taraf nazar mat karo. Agar tum aysa karo gay to Allah Azawajal ki kisi B Naymat ko haqeer na jano gay.

(Ebn-e-Maja Jild-4, page-443)

Ae Emaal walo! BACHO bohat ziyada BAD-GUMANI say, beshak kuchh bad-gumanian to GUNAH hain aur TAJASSUS na karo aur aik dosray ki GHEEBAT na karo

(Hujurat:12)

Insani jism mei gosht ka ek lothra hai agar woh theek ho gaya to saara jism darust ho gaya aur agar woh bigar gaya to saara jism bigar gaya. Suno! Wo qalb hai.

(Bukhari, Muslim)

HADEES-E-NABWI "ALLAH ko sab se pyara banda wo hai jo Intiqam lenay kee TAQAT rakhnay kay bawajood MUAAF kar dey .."