tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78507872763352421722011-11-28T05:07:29.834+05:00Sheikhnoreply@blogger.comBlogger411100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-75576979366805525962009-09-14T10:46:00.001+06:002009-09-14T10:46:18.289+06:00<span xmlns=''><p><strong>R</strong>esearch k mutabiq larkiyan larkon se ziada mehenti hoti hain <br /></p><p>Kyun k<br /></p><p>100 mei se sirf 5 larkiyan hee qudrati khubsurat hoti hain<br /></p><p>Or baqi<br /></p><p>Apni mehnat se!<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>J</strong>unoon se or ishq se milti hai azadi!<br /></p><p><em>Ye ab puraana ho gaya hai … aaj kal to:<br /></em></p><p>Junoon se aur ishq se barhti hai abadi …<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>1</strong> American, 1 Chinese or 1 Pakistani chand par gaye<br /></p><p>Teeno ne Zameen ki taraf dekha to zameen par 1 lambi line nazar aayi<br /></p><p>American: Ye AMERICA ki building hai.<br /></p><p>Chinese: Nahi, ye dewar-e-cheen hai.<br /></p><p>Pakistani: Oh pagal logo, ye building aur dewar nai, ye to AATA lene waalo ki line hai!<br /></p><p><br /> </p></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-7557697936680552596?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-72312449875669659212009-08-20T16:58:00.001+06:002009-08-20T16:58:06.479+06:00<span xmlns=''><p><br /> </p><p><strong>Teacher: </strong>kal school kyun nahi aaye?<br /></p><p>Sardar: mainu bird flu ho gaya see<br /></p><p>Teacher: Bird flu to murgion ko hota hai<br /></p><p>Sardar: Mainu tusi roz tay kukar bana denday o …<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>G</strong>irl 2 Sheikh: Mujhe apni ring de do mei ring ko dekh k tumhain yaad karoon ge.<br /></p><p>Sheikh: Tum ye soch k mujhe yaad kar lena k mene ring maangi thhee usne nahi dee …<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>J</strong>udge mujrim se, batao tumhari aakhri khwahish kya hai?<br /></p><p>Mujrim: Aik Nokia Mobile N97. 5 crore rupees. Apki beti se shadi, U.S.A ka visa, 2 saal honeymoon, 6,7 bachay jo aap ko nana nana kahain aur mujhe papa aur mei un sab ki shadi karva dun us k baad aap jo faisla do mujhe manzoor hoga …<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>S</strong>ardar's theory about moon: Moon is important than sun because moon gives light in night when light is needed but sun gives light in day when it is not needed.</p></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-7231244987566965921?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-68065638166111132742009-08-20T16:51:00.001+06:002009-08-20T16:51:04.401+06:00<span xmlns=''><ol><li>No breakfast.<br /></li><li>Over eating.<br /></li><li>Smoking<br /></li><li>High Sugar Consumption.<br /></li><li>Air Pollution.<br /></li><li>Sleep Deprivation.<br /></li><li>Head Covered while sleeping.<br /></li><li>Working your brain during illness.<br /></li><li>Talking rarely.<br /></li></ol></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-6806563816611113274?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-44703217836034949232009-08-13T14:06:00.001+06:002009-08-13T14:06:17.507+06:00<span xmlns=''><p><strong>H</strong>ow to speak English?<br /></p><p><br /> </p><ol><li>Don't dare talk in front of my back!<br /></li><li>Both of you three get out of my class<br /></li><li>Why are you so late … say yes or no?<br /></li><li>Take 5cm of wire of any length<br /></li><li>I have two daughters, both of them are girls.<br /></li><li>All of you stand in a straight circle.<br /></li><li>Quiet … The principal just passed away.<br /></li><li>Everybody stand lengthwise…<br /></li><li>Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am HERE??</li></ol></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-4470321783603494923?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-34198792593869968272009-08-13T14:01:00.001+06:002009-08-13T14:01:37.272+06:00<span xmlns=''><p><strong>S</strong>ardar: Jadon meri navi navi shadi hui c na tay menu apni biwi inni change lagdi c k dil karda c kha e javan<br /></p><p>Dost: Tay hun?<br /></p><p>Sardar: Kha e janda tay change c<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>S</strong>ardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar 1 mara hua chooha mila. Ye dekh k sardar ghussay se bolay <br /></p><p>'Ey lo. Chalay ga kaisay? Sala singer hee mara para hai …. '<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>P</strong>sychology k practical mei professor ne chuhay k aik taraf cake raka aik taraf chuhiya rakhi.<br /></p><p>Chuha cake ki taraf lapka.<br /></p><p>Cake badal kar Roti rakhi, Chuka roti ki taraf lapka.<br /></p><p>Bar bar food change kiya laikin chuha har baar food kee taraf hee lapka<br /></p><p>Professor: Is experiment se saabit hua k bhook sab se bari taaqat hai<br /></p><p>Sardar Student: Sir ek baar chuhi b badal k dekh lain …<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>B</strong>oy: Agar mei mar gaya to kya tum dusri shadi kar lo gee?<br /></p><p>Girl: Nahi, mei apni behen k saath reh loon gee<br /></p><p>Girl: or agar mei mar gayee to?<br /></p><p>Boy: To mei b tumhari behen k saath reh lon ga<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>T</strong>eacher: Translate into English:<br /></p><p><em>In baarishon se dosti achhi nahi Faraz,<br /></em></p><p><em>Kacha tera makan hai, kuchh to khyal kar ..<br /></em></p><p>Sardar: Friendship with rains is not good good Faraz,<br /></p><p>How cheap is your home, behave yourself!<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><br /> </p><p><em>Musafir: Bayta aap mujhe thora sa pani ppila dain ge?<br /></em></p><p><em>Bacha: Agar lassi ho jaaye to?<br /></em></p><p><em>Musafir: Tab to bohat hee achha hai …<br /></em></p><p><em>Musaafir ne 5 piyaalay lassi peenay k baad bachay se poocha<br /></em></p><p><em>'kya tumharay ghar mei koi lassi nahi peeta?'<br /></em></p><p><em>Bacha: 'Peetay to sab hain laikin aaj lassi mei MENDAK gir gaya thha …<br /></em></p><p><em>Musaafir ne ghussay se piyala zameen par de maara …<br /></em></p><p><em>Bacha rotay huye bola:<br /></em></p><p><em>'Ammi! Inhon ne pyaala tor diya … abb mera bhai Potty kis mei karay ga …. '<br /></em></p><p><br /> </p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>E</strong>k train ulatnay ka case adaalat mei thha<br /></p><p>Train ka driever jo k sardar thha us se poocha k tum ne train patri se Q utaari?<br /></p><p>Sardar: O janab 1 banda saamnay aa gaya thha to brake maarnay ka time nahi thha .. Hamara assistant ne bola k is k oopar charha do <br /></p><p>Wakeel: Phir???<br /></p><p>Sardar: Wo banda patri se utar gaya … hum ne bhi train patri se utaar di …<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><br /> </p></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-3419879259386996827?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-58986391275390242022009-08-07T17:26:00.002+06:002009-08-07T17:31:31.433+06:00<span xmlns=""><p><br /> </p><p><strong>Hadith-e-Pak / Quran / Hazrat Ali:<br /></strong></p><p><br /> </p><p><em><strong>M</strong>ein us shakhs ko jannat mei ghar dilawanay ki zamanat deta hon jo jhagra chhor de khwah who har par ho (Abu Dawood)<br /></em></p><p><em><strong>M</strong>ei tumhain us aadmi kii pehchan bataata hoon jis par jahannam ki aag haram hai aur wo aag par haram hai:<br /></em></p><p><em>Ye wo aadmi hai jo naram mizaj ho, naram tabeyat ho aur naram kho ho. (Tirmazi)<br /></em></p><p><em><strong>K</strong>huda apnay banday ki madad mei tab tak laga rehta hai jab tak banda apnay bhai ki madad mei laga rehta hai. (Tirmazi)<br /></em></p><p><em><strong>K</strong>isi musalmaan ki haajat poori karnay ka sawab 10 saal ki etkaaf se bhi ziada hai. (Tibrani)<br /></em></p><p><em><strong>K</strong>huda un logon ko apna mehboob banata hai jo bohat paak-o-saaf rehte hain (Surah Tauba)<br /></em></p><p><em><strong>J</strong>is darakht ki lakri naram ho ge us ki shaakhain ziada hon gee. Bas naram tabiyat or naram guftar ban jao ta k tumharay dost ziada hon (Hazrat Ali)<br /></em></p><p><em><strong>B</strong>a-shaoor or Ba-zameer logon k darmyan rishta khoon ke rishtay se ziada mazboot hota hai. (Hazrat Ali)<br /></em></p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>18 Golden words of Hazrat Ali:<br /></strong></p><p>3 cheezon ka ehteram karo:<br /></p><ol><li>Ustad<br /></li><li>Waaldain<br /></li><li>Bazurg<br /></li></ol><p>3 ko sath rakho:<br /></p><ol><li>Sachai<br /></li><li>Eman<br /></li><li>Naiki<br /></li></ol><p>3 chezon ko yaad rakho:<br /></p><ol><li>Ehsaan<br /></li><li>Nasehat<br /></li><li>Maut<br /></li></ol><p>3 cheezon k liye laro<br /></p><ol><li>Watan<br /></li><li>Izzat<br /></li><li>Haq<br /></li></ol><p>3 cheezon par kaabu rakho<br /></p><ol><li>Zubaan<br /></li><li>Ghussa<br /></li><li>Nafs<br /></li></ol><p>3 cheezon se bacho:<br /></p><ol><li>Buraai<br /></li><li>Chughli<br /></li><li>Hasad<br /></li></ol></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-5898639127539024202?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-5750530990053126502009-08-05T13:41:00.003+06:002009-08-05T13:44:39.702+06:00Wish you luck, Wish you joy<br />May you have a baby boy<br />When his hair starts to curl,<br />May you have a baby girl<br />When she starts wearing pins,<br />May you have a pair of twins<br />When your twins turn to four<br />May you have a baby more<br />And if you go on with this scheme<br />You will have a Cricket Team!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-575053099005312650?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-64251694862944736782009-08-03T14:22:00.002+06:002009-08-03T14:39:50.375+06:00* Quran *<br /><br />Amal ki kitab thhi, Dua ki kitab bana diya<br />Samajhnay ki kitab thhi, parhnay ki kitab bana diya<br />Zindon ka dastoor thha, Murdon ka manshoor bana diya<br />Inqilab ki kitab thhee, Sirf Sawab ki kitab bana diya<br />Jo ilm ki kitab thhi, Usay la ilmon k haathh thama diya<br />Tashkeer-e-kaynat ka dars dene aayi thhi, Sirf Madarason ka nisaab bana diya<br />Murda qomon ko zinda karnay aayi thhi, Murdon ko bakhshwaanay par laga diya<br />....<br /><br /><br />Hazrat Abdullah bin Haris (R.A) farmaatay hain k<br />"Mei ne Nabi Pak (S.A.W.W) se ziada muskuranay wala shakhs koi nahi dekha"<br /><br /><br />Ae mere RABB mei tujhay pukar k kabhi mehroom nahi raha (MARIUM-4)<br /><br />Aye mere RABB! mere liye apnay pas jannat mei ghar bana dejiye (ALTEHREEM-11)<br /><br /><br />Dunya mei agar 4 cheezain tumharay paas hon to tumhara koi nuksan nahi hoga<br />1. Sachi Zuban<br />2. Amanat Daari<br />3. Khush Akhlaqi<br />4. Rizq-e-Halal<br /><br />(HAZRAT ALI)<br /><br /><br /><br />Huzoor (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya,<br /><blockquote>Tamam makhlook-e-Khuda kumba hai, Allah k nazdeek sab se mehboob woh hain jo uski makhlooq k saathh behtareen salook karain</blockquote><br />ALLAH ki 4 rehmatain jo insan se bardasht nahi hoteen<br />1. Beti (Daughter)<br />2. Mehman (Guest)<br />3. Barish (Rain)<br />4. Bemari (Illness)<br /><br />or 4 azab jo insan khushi se qubool karta hai<br />1. Sood<br />2. Jahaiz<br />3. Gheebat<br />4. Jhoot<br /><br /><br /><br />Ek khubsoorat Aitbar<br /><br />Agar ALLAH tumhari dua'ain puri kar raha hai to woh tumhara 'yaqeen' barha raha hai<br />Agar Dua'ain poori karnay mei dair kar raha hai to tumhara 'sabr' barha raha hai<br />Agar tumhari dua'aoon ka javab nahi de raha to woh tumhain azmaa raha hai<br /><br /><br />ALLAH ne 9 cheezon mei shifa rakhi hai.<br />1. Quran<br />2. Sadqa<br />3. Sila Rehmi<br />4. Surah Fateha<br />5. Safar<br />6. Shehad<br />7. Kalonji mei<br />8. Zam-Zam mei<br />9. Zeitun mei<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-6425169486294473678?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-40297831764881228482009-07-23T19:05:00.001+06:002009-07-23T19:05:28.043+06:00<span xmlns=''><p><br /> </p><p><strong>1 </strong>Angraiz Pakistan aya Punjabi seekhnay. Jab wo wapis gaya to logon ne poochha .. kya seekha??<br /></p><p>Angraiz bola: OAY BIJLI CHALI GAYEE … OAY BIJLI AA GAYEE … OAY BIJLI JAAN WAALI HA … OAY BIJLI AAN WAALI HAI<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>1</strong> Admi apnay dost k ghar gaya, ghantee bajaanay par chhota sa bacha baahir nikla<br /></p><p>Admi: Bayta ap ka abu ghar par hain?<br /></p><p>Bacha: G wo to bazaar gaye hain<br /></p><p>Admi: Achha apnay baray bhai ko bulao<br /></p><p>Bacha: Wo cricket khailnay gaya hai<br /></p><p>Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gee?<br /></p><p>Bacha: G Wo apni saheliyon k saathh picnic par gayee hain<br /></p><p>Wo admi jal kar bola 'To Bayta aap ghar mei kyun baithay ho? Ap b kaheen jao,'<br /></p><p>Bacha bola 'Mei bhi apnay dost k ghar aaya hua hooon …. '<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>K</strong>uch apnay muqaddar mei andhairay thhay Faraz<br /></p><p>Kuchh WAPDA waalon se unkee behen ka rishta maang baithay …<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>A </strong>mouse was going with its kids<br /></p><p>A cat jumped in front of them, mouse shouted<br /></p><p>"BHOW BHOW BHOW …. "<br /></p><p>Cat ran away.<br /></p><p>Mouse: "You see kids, that's the advantage of learning foreign languages"<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>T</strong>hings to remember in life…<br /></p><p>"Love your<br /></p><p>FRIENDS<br /></p><p>Not their sisters"<br /></p><p>AND<br /></p><p>"Love Your<br /></p><p>Sisters<br /></p><p>Not their Friends!"<br /></p><p><br /> </p></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-4029783176488122848?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-29829540680156582262009-07-22T13:19:00.001+06:002009-07-22T13:23:15.948+06:00<span xmlns=""><p><strong>A</strong>ap ki Kahani Meri Zubani<br /></p><p>Ap k pas dimag hai, chalta nahi wo alag baat hai<br /></p><p>Ap smart hain, koi manta nahi wo alag baat hai<br /></p><p>Ap ameer hain, lagta nahi wo alag baat hai<br /></p><p>Ap shareef hain, lagta nahi wo alag baat hai<br /></p><p>Ap k pas cell fone hai, balance nahi wo alag baat hai<br /></p><p>Kafi izzat hai ap ki, koi karta nahi wo alag baat hai<br /></p><p>Mei ne to ye apki tareef ki hai, ap ko bisti lagay to ye alag baat hai …<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>A</strong>ik martaba Mirza Ghalib ka bistar par pishab nikal gaya to 1 shair kaha:<br /></p><p><em>Nakami-e-Ishq mai kuchh yun dukhi hon Ghalib,<br /></em></p><p><em>Aansu nikal rahay hain rasta badal badal kar …<br /></em></p><p><br /> </p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>K</strong>abhi aati thi darwazay k peechhay se maa ki awaz<br /></p><p>wah wah wah<br /></p><p>Kabhi aati thi darwazay k peechhay se maa ki awaz<br /></p><p><em>Kar li ho to aa k dho dun Bayta Faraz!!!<br /></em></p><p><br /> </p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>U</strong>ske bina bhi zindagi kat he jaye gee Faraz ..<br /></p><p>Hasrat-e-Zindagi thha wo, Shart-e-Zindagi to nahi!!<br /></p><p><br /> </p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>L</strong>ahore aur bijli k halat par Faraz ghussay mei arz kartay hain!!<br /></p><p><em>Lahore k halat dekh k rota hoon,<br /></em></p><p><em>Raat ko mei sirf chaddi pehen k sota hoon!<br /></em></p><p><br /> </p><p><br /> </p><p><strong>M</strong>eethi Meethi yaadon ko palko pe saja lena<br /></p><p>Sath guzray lamho ko dil mei basa lena<br /></p><p>Meri jan mei washroom mei baitha hoon<br /></p><p>Bijli aa jaaye to motor yaad se chala dena!!!</p></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-2982954068015658226?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-50825601887228247802009-07-15T18:00:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.458+06:00<strong>T</strong>eacher: Bacho promise karo kabhi ciggerate, sharaab nahi piyo ge<br/><br/>Bachay: Nahi piyein ge.<br/><br/>Teacher: Girls ka peechha bhi nahi karao ge<br/><br/>Bachay: Nahi karain ge<br/><br/>Teacher: Girls se flirt nahi karo ge<br/><br/>Bachay: Nahi karain ge<br/><br/>Teacher: Aur apnay mulk/country par zindagi qurban kar do ge<br/><br/>Bachay: Kar dainge ... Aisi zindagi ka karna bhi kya<br/><br/><a name='more'></a><br/><br/><strong>N</strong>ajooomi: Tumhari life mei 14 larkiyan aayein gee<br/><br/>Boy: Oh Yess!!! What a life!<br/><br/>Najoomi: Ziada khush mat ho. 1 Biwi aur 13 betiyan hongee.<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><br/>Kashmir ki vaadiyon mei barfeeli hawaaon mei<br/><br/>Jheel kinaaray bethay<br/><br/>Ranjhay ko heer ne kya kaha ????????????????<br/><br/>"Beghairta!!! HERO NA BAN, SWAITER PAAA ... "<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong>T</strong>aliban Taliban Yes Papa,<br/><br/>Explosive bomb No Papa,<br/><br/>Telling a lie No Papa,<br/><br/>Open your jacket<br/><br/>"thaaaaa thaaaaaa thaaaaaaa:-)"<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong>O</strong>ld man school k principal se: Zara Ali ko bula dain<br/><br/>Principal: ap kaun?<br/><br/>Old man: Mei uska dada hun.<br/><br/>Principal: Woh to chhuttee le kar aapkay janaazay/funeral mei gaya hai<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong>W</strong>ife: Tum raat ko sotay huye mujhe gaaliyan day rahay thhay<br/><br/>Husband: tumhain ghalat fehmi hui hai<br/><br/>Wife: kia ghalat fehmi hui hai?<br/><br/>Husband: Yahi k mei so raha thha ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-5082560188722824780?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-84645029188878308992009-07-14T00:31:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.450+06:00<strong>Bijli</strong> hun mei bijli hun,<br/><br/>WAPDA ki mei titli hun,<br/><br/>1 ghanty k liye aati hun,<br/><br/>2 2 ghantay jaati hun,<br/><br/>Oopar pankha rukta hai,<br/><br/>Neechay munna rota hai,<br/><br/>Munnay ki ammi kary hi hi,<br/><br/>Bijli us ko tarpaaaaye,<br/><br/>Munnay ki ammi kaali,<br/><br/>Bijli hai nakhron waali ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-8464502918887830899?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-90087987621208770512009-07-13T17:45:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.442+06:00<strong>S</strong>ardar: yar tu to kisi k ghar afsos k lye gaya thha, itni jaldi kaisay wapis aa gaya?<br/><br/>2nd Sardar: Yar 15 mins betha raha majal hai kisi ne hans k baat ki ho<br/><br/><a name='more'></a><br/><br/><strong>A</strong>ngraiz officer elaan kar raha thha aur sardar translate kar raha thha<br/><br/>O PEOPLE!<br/><br/>oey kanjaro!<br/><br/>IT IS TO BE UNDERSTOOD<br/><br/>kan khol k sun lo<br/><br/>IF ANYONE INTERFERES IN GOVERNMENT<br/><br/>jay kisay ne hakumat naal begharti kiti<br/><br/>HE WILL BE PUNISHED HARD<br/><br/>Oday naal kuttayaan wali kiti jaaye gee<br/><br/>THATS ALL<br/><br/>dafa ho jao!<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong>1</strong> sheikh se achanak 1 kutta roti chheen k bhaga. Sheikh b kuttay k peechhay bhaaga.<br/><br/>Jab sheikh thak gaya to ruk k bola "Aye Allah is roti ka sawab abba marhoom ko dena"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-9008798762120877051?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-21375372172126153772009-07-11T18:13:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.435+06:00<strong>E</strong>k pathan road per poti kar raha tha tu police ne use dekh liya aur arrest kar liya. Jab us k thhane le ke ja rahe the tu pathan bola: Bhai! sabut tu utha lo!.<br/><br/><a name='more'></a><br/><br/><strong>S</strong>ardar ki biwi: itni raat ho gai te sardar ji hun tak aye nahin zarur koi kurri da chakar he!<br/><br/>Sardar di maa: Hamesha bura hi sochin koi pata nahin truck de neechay agya huway!!!!!!!!!!!<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong>2</strong> sardar samandar ke pass beth kar us mein dahi mila rahe the. Aik pathan aya us ne kaha:ye kia kar rahe ho? Sardar bole: lassi banarahe hain. Pathan bola:oye pagal ke bachon itni saari lassi tumhara baap piye ga??????????<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-2137537217212615377?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-2725528995774323602009-07-10T17:55:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.427+06:00<blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:center;">I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people ...</p><br/><p style="text-align:center;"></p><br/></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-272552899577432360?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-44529920929392929982009-07-10T01:34:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.373+06:00<strong>Technology's Impact</strong><br/><br/><span style="text-decoration:underline;">A Dad's Email:</span><br/><br/>Dear son,<br/><br/>How have you been? Your mum &amp; I are fine. We miss you alot. Please turn off your PC &amp; Come downstairs for dinner.<br/><br/>Yours,<br/><br/>Dad!<br/><br/><a name='more'></a><br/><br/>Ek pathan sochta raha<br/><br/>sar zindagi<br/><br/>sochta raha...<br/><br/>sochta raha ...<br/><br/>aur<br/><br/>sochtay sochtay mar gaya<br/><br/>k<br/><br/>meri sister k 2 bhai hain,<br/><br/>To mera 1 kyun????<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong>E</strong>k Mobile repair karnay walay ko motion lag gaye, to woh doctor ko yu bataanay laga ...<br/><blockquote>Doctor sahb subha se network kharab hai. Miss bell pe miss bell aa rahi hai, outgoing bilkul free ho rahi hai, tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rahi hain, pait mei balance bilkul nahi rehta, jitna load karo sab khatam ho jata hai ...</blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-4452992092939292998?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-42711784969045095762009-07-08T13:08:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.365+06:00<strong>N</strong>ewton committed suicide after watching a Pakistani film. You know why???<br/><br/>Shan had an empty revolver, villain fired a bullet at Shan. Shan caught the bullet, put it into his revolver and shot back at villain!<br/><br/><a name='more'></a><br/><br/><strong>J</strong>ail mei pathan se kisi ne poochha 'Tum se aisi kya ghalati ho gayee k tumhain jail bhej diya ... '<br/><br/>Pathan: 'Mei ne bank loota Aur ............................... Paisay waheen ginnay baith gaya :-)'<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong>H</strong>ow a single spelling mistake can ruin your life?<br/><br/>Husband went to europe &amp; sent back a sms message to his wife<br/><br/>"I am having a wonderful time, wish you were HER ;-)"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-4271178496904509576?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-28243308298517812282009-07-08T12:56:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.357+06:00<strong>D</strong>il ne chaha k tujhay koi tohfa doon,<br/><br/>Magar mere paas wafaon k siwa kuchh bhi nahi,<br/><br/>Omar bhar na paray gham ka saya tujh par,<br/><br/>Mere paas to duaaon k siva kuchh bhi nahi<br/><br/><a name='more'></a><br/><br/><strong>H</strong>ujoom-e-shehar mei kis qadar tanha hon mat pocho Faraz,<br/><br/>Jisay apna samajhta hon usay apnaa nahi sakta<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-2824330829851781228?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-33304510372847823212009-07-08T03:36:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.349+06:00[caption id="attachment_75" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Humor"]<img class="size-full wp-image-75" title="Humor" src="http://smswisdom.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/167451-full.gif" alt="Humor" width="300" height="361" />[/caption]<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-3330451037284782321?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-55742363966868857922009-07-07T15:44:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.341+06:00Wussat-e-dasht-e-hijr dekh k dar jata hoon,<br/><br/>Tujh se aagay ka safr dekh k dar jata hoon,<br/><br/>Roz dhaltay huye suraj ki tarah shaam gaye,<br/><br/>Mei bhi aik dard k darya mei utar jata hoon,<br/><br/>Woh bhi cup chup si kaheen baith k roti ho gee,<br/><br/>Mei bhi raaton ko zara dair se ghar jata hoon,<br/><br/>Mei ne bhi jurm-e-baghawat k sitam jhilay hain,<br/><br/>Mei bhi ab log jidhar jayein udhar jata hoon,<br/><br/>Chal para hon mei zamananay k asoolon pe WASI,<br/><br/>Mei bhi ab apni baaton se mukar jata hoon ....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-5574236396686885792?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-12337887537887404102009-07-06T14:44:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.333+06:00<strong>P</strong>unjab application to the head master!<br/><blockquote>Guzarish hai k mera hun school aan nu dil nahi karda. Tusi bachiyan vi alag kar ditian ne tey sadi class vich ik vi kuri nahi hegi. Tay madam v koi khas pataka nai. Hor nahi tay kuj 'kam valiyan' he soniyan rakh lavo!<br/><br/>Bari Meherbani. Tuada faithfully,<br/><br/>Pappu.</blockquote><br/><a name='more'></a><br/><br/><strong>D</strong>il ke operation ko bypass kyun kehte hain?????<br/><br/>kyunke agar operation kamyab ho gaya to Pass, warna Bye! :-)<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong>S</strong>heikh to his son: Meri dil ki khwahish hai k tum baray ho k 'wakeel' bano ...<br/><br/>Son: woh kyun?<br/><br/>Sheikh: taakay mera black coat tumharay kaam aa jaye<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong>J</strong>udge: Why are you arrested?<br/><br/>Sardar: For shopping early.<br/><br/>Judge: Well, thats not a crime anyway how early were you shopping?<br/><br/>Sardar: Before the shop opening!<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong> O</strong>ld teacher: I am beautiful - which tense is this?<br/><br/>Student: Definitely past test.<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong>3</strong> ants saw an elephant coming ...<br/><br/>Ant 1: We will kill him<br/><br/>Ant 2: We'll break his legs<br/><br/>Ant 3: Forgive him guys, he's alone &amp; we are 3.<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong>W</strong>ife: Do you want dinner?<br/><br/>Husband: Sure, what are my choices?<br/><br/>Wife: Yes or no.<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:center;"><strong>Good girls are found in every corner of the earth ... but unfortunately the earth is round</strong></p><br/></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-1233788753788740410?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-38668484251359345622009-07-06T00:28:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.325+06:00Ghanto intizar karti thi uska,<br/><br/>Dil se subah sham yaad karti hai usko,<br/><br/>Bhulay se bhi bhula nahi paati usko,<br/><br/>Phir umeed ki ek kiran nazar i.<br/><br/>Andhere mei roshni nazar i.<br/><br/>Or wo zor se chillaayeee<br/><br/>.<br/><br/>.<br/><br/>.<br/><br/>Light i.....<br/><br/>Light i.....<br/><br/>Light i..... :-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-3866848425135934562?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-69479833728798915892009-07-06T00:22:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.318+06:00<blockquote><strong>T</strong>he sixth sick sikh's sixth sheep is sick</blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-6947983372879891589?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-68855086620314325712009-07-05T20:31:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.309+06:00<strong>I</strong>rshad-e-Nabwi hai<br/><blockquote>Us shakhs k liye halakat hai, jo jhoot isliye bolta hai ta ke logon ko hansaye, halakat hai us k liye halakat hai.</blockquote><br/><a name='more'></a><br/><br/><strong>S</strong>ab se afzal sadqa:<br/><blockquote>Insaan apnay bhai se muskura kar milay.<br/><br/>Waldain ko ek nazar muskura k dekhnay par ek makbool hajj ka sawab hai</blockquote><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong>H</strong>adith Pak Hai:<br/><ol><br/> <li>Khuda ki khushi baap ki khushi mei hai.</li><br/> <li>Sood khor ki dua qabool nahi  hoti.</li><br/> <li>Jisney namaz ki fiqr chhor di, Allah ne uski fiqr chhor dee.</li><br/> <li>Jo shakhs har farz namaz k bad Ayat-ul-Kursi parhay, to us k or janat k darmyan ka fasla sirf hai.</li><br/> <li>Allah us shakhs ko abad karta hai jo hadis sun k dosro ko sunaye</li><br/></ol><br/><!--more--><br/><br/><strong>E</strong>k buddo ne Aap S.A.W.W se pucha k mei Allah ka khas banda banna chaha hoon, Aap S.A.W.W ne farmaya Allah ka zikr kasrat se karo.<br/><br/>(Masnad Ahmad)<br/><br/><!--more--><br/><blockquote><strong>Jab tum dunya ki muflasi se tang ajao aur rizk ka koi rasta na niklay to sadqa de kar Allah se tijarat karo.</strong></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-6885508662031432571?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-86131059956159389642009-07-03T16:22:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.301+06:00<ol><br/> <li>Falcon wo bird hai jo 200km per hour ki speed se urta hai.</li><br/> <li>Khargosh ki ankhain kabhi band nahi hoti.</li><br/> <li>Saanp (snake) 18 months tak baghair khaye piye zinda reh sakta hai.</li><br/> <li>Original diamond pani mei nazar nahi ata.</li><br/> <li>Singapore woh country hai jahan 12 months barish hoti hai.</li><br/> <li>Kidneys har roz 500 gallon blood saaf karti hain.</li><br/> <li>Japan mei students ko dono haathon se likhna sekhatay hain.</li><br/></ol><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-8613105995615938964?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-74708661767322744392009-07-03T02:01:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.293+06:00<blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:center;"><strong>Life is more strict than a teacher.A teacher teaches a lesson and then gives an exam.But life gives an exam and then teaches a lesson.</strong></p><br/></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-7470866176732274439?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-21293535436409699832009-07-02T14:06:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.284+06:00William Shakespear:<br/><blockquote><strong>My crown is in my heart, not in my head, Nor decked with diamonds and Indian stones, Nor to be seen; my crown is called contentment; A crown it is, that seldom kings enjoy.</strong></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-2129353543640969983?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-51031189688985578882009-07-02T14:02:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.276+06:00<strong>A</strong>l-Quran<br/><blockquote>Ae Eeman Walo! Ruko-o-Sajdah kartay raho aur apnay rab ki ibadat mei lagay raho aur naik kaam kartay raho ta'kay tum kamyab ho jao"<br/><br/>(Surah Al-Hajj Ayat 77)</blockquote><br/><a name='more'></a><strong>H</strong>um zindagi ka 1/3 so kar guzartay hain ..<br/><br/>Nabi (S.A.W) ka farman hay:<br/><blockquote>Jo sotay huay sonay ki dua parh le, usay jitna waqt soyega ibadat ka sawab milay ga<br/><p style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Allah Humma Bismika Amutu Wa Ahya</span></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Bukhari Ma-al fatah jild#11, H:156</p><br/></blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:left;"><!--more--></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"><strong>H</strong>adees Pak:</p><br/><br/><blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Sab se behtar Musalmaan wo hai, jo bey-nateeja or fazool baaton ko chhor deta hai.</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;">(Mouta Imam Malik, Muslim Sharif, Abu Daud)</p><br/></blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:left;"><!--more--></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"><strong>H</strong>adees Pak:</p><br/><br/><blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Tum Allah Talah, ki ibadat es tarah karo goya usay khud dekh rahay ho aur agar aisa mumkin na ho to kam se kam itna zarur yaken rakho k woh tumhain dekh raha hai.</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;">(Bukhari, Muslim)</p><br/></blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:left;"><!--more--></p><br/><p style="text-align:center;"><strong>"Agar TAWAKAL SEEKHNA hai to PARINDON se SEEKHO, Jab Wo Sham ko GHAR WAPIS Jatay hain to un ki CHONCH mei kal k liye koi dana nahi hota"</strong></p><br/><p style="text-align:center;"><strong>(Hazrat Ali)</strong></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"><strong><!--more--></strong></p><br/><p style="text-align:center;"><strong>"Agr tumhain yakeen ho jaye k tumhara rizq Allah k pas hai to phir rizq ki talash na karo balkay Allah ki talash karo jis kay pas tumhara rizq hai"</strong></p><br/><br/><p style="text-align:center;"><strong>(Hazrat Ali)<br/></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-5103118968898557888?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-35061992877240057722009-07-02T03:24:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.259+06:00<img src="http://smswisdom.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/a.jpg" alt="Advice" title="Advice" width="400" height="71" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-47" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-3506199287724005772?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-82975836177090729202009-07-02T03:20:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.250+06:00<strong>O</strong>pinions are like Wrist Watches!!<br/><br/>Everyone's watch shows different time from other ... But, Everyone believes that their time is accurate ...<br/><br/><strong>B</strong>eautiful saying of Hazrat Imam Hussain<br/><blockquote>Momin wo nahi jis ki mehfil "Pak" ho, balkay woh jiski tanhai "Pak" ho</blockquote><br/><blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:center;"><strong>The greatest gift you can give to someone is the purity of your attention</strong></p><br/><p style="text-align:center;"></p><br/></blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:left;"><strong>S</strong>ometimes God upsets your plans to set up His own plans. God's plans are perfect, so never get upset when your plans get upset. Have Faith in God.</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"><strong>Dosti kis se?</strong></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Hazrat Ali ne Imam Hassan se farmaya:</p><br/><br/><blockquote><br/><ol><br/> <li>Ahmaq se dosti na karna, kyunke woh chaahay ga k nafa pohonchaye magar kar de ga nuksan.</li><br/> <li>Kunjoos se bhi na milo, issliye ke woh tumhari zarurton se bhi tumhain rok de ga.</li><br/> <li>Aur dekho badkaar se b dosti na karna, woh to mamooli qeemat par be tumhain bech de ga</li><br/> <li>Jhootay se b milna theek nahi, wo to saraab hai, k door ko qareeb aur qareeb ko door kar de ga</li><br/></ol><br/></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-8297583617709072920?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-28867690827602645212009-07-01T19:38:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.240+06:00<strong>High Level Insult</strong><br/><br/>Aik bacha park mei bench pe baitha 1 k baad 1 toffee khaa raha thha. Pas baitha 1 admi bola: 'Jo ziada metha khaatay hain woh jaldi mar jaatay hain'. Boy : 'apko malum hai mere dada ki age 106 sal thi. Man: 'Wo metha kam khatay hon ge na'. Boy : 'Nahi. Wo apnay kaam se kaam rakhtay thhay ... '<br/><br/><strong>A</strong>t 12 hours 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year, the time and date will be 12:34:56 07/08/09      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9<br/><br/><a name='more'></a><strong>Ameer </strong>larki ko School mei gharib khandaan pe  essay likhne ko kaha gaya. Here's the essay<br/><blockquote>1 Gharib khandan thha. Baap gharib, Maa gharib, bachay gharib. Khandaan mei 4 naukar thhay, woh bhi ghareeb. Car bhi tooti hui Accord thhee. Unka Gharib driver bachon ko usi tooti car mei school chhor kar aata thha. Bachon kay paas Puraanay Nokia N95 mobile thhay. Bachay haftay mei 3 baar hee chicken khaatay thhay. Ghar mei sirf 4 2nd hand A.C. thhay. Saaray khandan bari mushkil se Aish kar raha thha.</blockquote><br/><!--more--><br/><p style="text-align:center;"><strong>Do you know the value of a minute?</strong></p><br/><p style="text-align:center;">Well .. it depends on which side of the toilet door you are ... :D</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"><strong>Husband</strong> aur Wife mei jhagra hua to wife ne apni maa ko fone kiya: mei aap kay ghar aa rahi hu. Maa boli: Usay apnay kiye ki saza milni chahiye, tum waheen raho mei aa rahi hoon.</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"><!--more--></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"><strong>I </strong>pray that any person who tried to steal your happiness, may his hips begin to itch badly and his arms grow shorter so that he cannot reach his hips to scratch it!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-2886769082760264521?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-39443608567372644052009-07-01T17:28:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.231+06:00[caption id="attachment_35" align="aligncenter" width="480" caption="I think of this when I see a new pepsi ad"]<img class="size-full wp-image-35" title="Pepsi!" src="http://smswisdom.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/lawrence-yang1.jpg" alt="I think of this when I see a new pepsi ad" width="480" height="383" />[/caption]<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-3944360856737264405?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-29636293448127533672009-07-01T15:02:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.222+06:00<blockquote>Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.</blockquote><br/><blockquote>Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.</blockquote><br/><blockquote>Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.</blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:center;"><strong>When all else fails. Follow instructions.</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-2963629344812753367?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-31953015340912394562009-07-01T14:44:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.214+06:00<blockquote><strong>At the time of rukhsati..</strong><br/><br/>Dulhay kay mobile par bell baji<br/><br/>Ringtone was:<br/><p style="text-align:center;">"Dil mei chupa ke pyar ka tufan le Chale, Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chalay"</p><br/></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-3195301534091239456?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-86924592832392935422009-07-01T14:33:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.200+06:00<strong>F</strong>riendship is ideal. You happy, I happy. You cry, I cry. You sad, I sad. You laugh, I laugh. You jump out from window, I look down and say "Live happily where-ever you are ... "<br/><br/><strong>7</strong>0% of college students in the world are suffering from AIDS. Cannot believe???<br/><br/>but its true, AIDS: Attendance &amp; Internal assessment Deficiency Syndrome<br/><br/><strong>S</strong>hohar: Mei tang aa gaya hoon, tum hamaisha mera ghar,, meri car he kehti rehti ho. Kabhi hamara bhi keh diya karo. Ab almari mei kya dhoond rahi ho?<br/><br/>Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.<br/><br/><strong>D</strong>entist to Sheikh Ji: Aap ka dant nikalna paray ga<br/><br/>Sheikh: Whats the fee?<br/><br/>Dentish: 200<br/><br/>Sheikh: Ye to 50, Thora sa DHEELA kar do, Nikal mei khud loon ga.<br/><br/><strong>A </strong>lovely quote after breakup!!<br/><blockquote>I miss your smile alot, But I miss my own smile more!</blockquote><br/><div id="_mcePaste" style="overflow:hidden;position:absolute;left:-10000px;top:130px;width:1px;height:1px;">http://tinyurl.com/nrx68s</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-8692459283239293542?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-26820649655161139212009-06-30T15:28:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.118+06:00Meri zindagi k 2 asool hain. Pehla: mei kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi karvata.  AUR dosra: Mei kisi larki ko ajnabi nahi samajhta.<br/><br/>Today we have bigger houses but small families, more degrees but less common sense, advanced medicines but poor health, touched moon but no contact with neighbour, high income but less peace of mind, because we believe on Allah but do not obey him. Think about it????????<br/><br/>Aik aurat k ghar Gas ka bill bohat ziada aa gaya, Woh gas office gayee aur manager se kaha, 'Na mennu inna bill bhej dita, mei ki dozakh nu pipe diti hai?"<br/><br/>Teacher: "Woh dekho udher sundar larki khari hai. Isko punjabi mei translate karo". . . . . . . . . . . Student: "Oay bachi check karo!"<br/><br/>Isn't a friend necessity of life? Lets think of a life without a true sincere friend. What will you do in campus? How would you feel at your work place? What will you do with your cell? What about jokes and chills? Events specially your birthday? To whom you'll call 'yaar'? Who will ask you about your worries, grievences and sorrows? Whom with you laugh a 'high 5'? These are some out of many questions, Simply you cannot live without friends. Always value True Friends!<br/><br/>Bachon ki 2009 wali stories:<br/><br/>- 1 pyasa kava ur raha thha, achanak nechay usay pani aur kuchh kankar nazar aaye, jaisay he woh pani mei kankar dalanay k liye nechayutra khudkush dhamakay mei mara gaya<br/><br/>- 1 kuttay ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya, woh pani mei apna aks dekh raha thha k na maloom afrad na firing kar k halaak kar diya<br/><br/>- kachwa aur khargosh ne race shuro kiya. khargosh k sotay hi kachway ni uska mobile chura liya.<br/><br/>- Alladin ne chiragh ragra to jin gunpoint pe us se sab kuchh le gaya.<br/><br/>Whenever we find the key to success, some idiots change the lock. So, forget the key, learn to break the doors!! Keep Rocking ..<br/><br/>Tu baar baar apni wafaon ki kahani na sunaya kar ..... Ek te pehle eni garmi hai uto tera RONA nahi mukda ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-2682064965516113921?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-82365825062497437362009-06-30T15:14:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.111+06:00Love your job but don't love your company, you never know when your company stops loving you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-8236582506249743736?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-84227459295603200902009-06-29T18:53:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.104+06:00Sardar G ka ghora race mei sab se peechay thha. Kisi ne pucha "Sardar G! Tuhada Ghora kera a"? . . . . . . . . Sardar "O hee jinay sariyan nu agay laya hoya a"<br/><br/>2 Friends in a jungle came across a bear. 1 climbed on tree &amp; other lie down on ground, held his breath. Bear said to him "Putar ay drama ni chalna, Mai aye kahani parhi aye .... "<br/><br/>Lo je Mitran di pur-zor farmaish te awam day jazbat di tarjumani wastay ik wari fer DIRECT DIL SE lakh laanat WAPDA te!<br/><br/>Sheikh ka 1 rupia roof se gir gaya, sheikh neechay pohoncha to rupia nahi mila. KYON???? SOCHO ... KYUN? AAKHIR KYUN? BECAUSE sheikh rupiya se pehle pohonch gaya thha!!<br/><br/>Kon kehta hai pakistan mei gham hain khushiyan nahi?<br/><br/>1. Light aanay ki khushi<br/><br/>2. Bazar mei shopping k baad zinda ghar wapis aanay ki khushi.<br/><br/>3. Bus mei seat milnay ke khushi.<br/><br/>4. Taweel arsay bad double dawari khulne ki khushi<br/><br/>5. Namaz parhnay k baad khud kush hamlay se bachnay ki khushi<br/><br/>6. Bush se utarnay k baad apna mobile pocket mei reh janay ki khushi!<br/><br/>Itni khushiyun k bawajood log na shukri kartay hain .. tauba tauba tauba!<br/><br/>1. Money cannot buy happiness ... but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle ...<br/><br/>2. Forgive your enemies, ut remember their names<br/><br/>3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you again when he is in trouble again<br/><br/>4. Most people are alive because it is illegal to shoot them<br/><br/>5. Alcohal doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk.<br/><br/>Father to son: "If you do not pass your exams this time, don't call me DAD" ... After some days ... Father: "How is your result?" ... Son: "Sorry Bashir sahb .. "<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-8422745929560320090?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-38801767379362191342009-06-28T23:18:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.096+06:00<img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-10" title="True? Comment" src="http://smswisdom.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/untitled.jpg" alt="True? Comment" width="400" height="285" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-3880176737936219134?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-87291942155183031912009-06-28T23:12:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.087+06:00Marco Polo said:<br/><blockquote>You can not change your future, but you can change your habbits, and sure your habbit will change your future</blockquote><br/>Bill Gates<br/><blockquote>I studied everything but never topped, today the toppers of best universities are my employees</blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:center;">All about attitude</p><br/><p style="text-align:center;"></p><br/><br/><blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Jab tum kisi insan ki tabiyat parakhna chaho to us se mashwara lo. Yaqinan tum us ke mashwaray se uska Insaf, Zulm, Neki, Badi Sab jan jao gay</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Hazrat Ali</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"></p><br/></blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:left;">A very touching quote by an artist</p><br/><br/><blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:left;">I love photos, because the best thing about them is, they never change, even when the people in them do.</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"></p><br/></blockquote><br/><blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:left;">"If the loser keeps his smile, winner will lose the thrill of victory"</p><br/><p style="text-align:center;">Keep your spirits high!</p><br/></blockquote><br/><p style="text-align:left;"></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Dont Spoil this day, by the regret of yesterday &amp; the fear of tomorrow. Just give the best &amp; leave the rest!</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Easy &amp; Difficult:</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Easy is to say love. Difficult is to show it everyday.</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Easy is to hurt someone who loves you. Difficult is to heal the wound.</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Easy is to weep for a lost love, Difficult is to take care of it, not to lose it.</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Easy is to dream every night, Difficult is to fight for a dream.</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Easy is to keep the friendship with words, Difficult is to keep it with meanings.</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;">Easy is to read this, Difficult is to follow it.</p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"></p><br/><p style="text-align:left;"></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-8729194215518303191?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7850787276335242172.post-11459029467592228082009-06-28T18:48:00.000+06:002009-07-21T12:41:25.078+06:00<blockquote>Yakeenan Falah Paa gaya jis nay apnay nafs ko paak kar liya aur yakeenan namuraad hua jis nay is ko khaak mein daba diya<br/><br/>(Surah Shams, 91:910)<br/><br/>Beshak Allah tumhari shaklain aur tumharay maal nahi dekhta balkay tumharay dilon ki kaifiyat aur aamal ko dekhta hai<br/><br/>(Sahi Muslim, 1:317)<br/><br/>Surah-e-Ikhlas ka wird kartay rahain because Masjid Aqsa ko 4 taraf se Israeli Army ne ghera hua hai. Jitna jaldi ho sakay is message ko apnay sab Friends ko forward karain. Ye 1 Amanat hai.<br/><br/>IRSHAD-E-NABWI (S.A.W) *Mafhom* Apnay se neechay k darjay walon ki taraf daykha karo. Oopar ke darjay walay logon ki taraf nazar mat karo. Agar tum aysa karo gay to Allah Azawajal ki kisi B Naymat ko haqeer na jano gay.<br/><br/>(Ebn-e-Maja Jild-4, page-443)<br/><br/>Ae Emaal walo! BACHO bohat ziyada BAD-GUMANI say, beshak kuchh bad-gumanian to GUNAH hain aur TAJASSUS na karo aur aik dosray ki GHEEBAT na karo<br/><br/>(Hujurat:12)<br/><br/>Insani jism mei gosht ka ek lothra hai agar woh theek ho gaya to saara jism darust ho gaya aur agar woh bigar gaya to saara jism bigar gaya. Suno! Wo qalb hai.<br/><br/>(Bukhari, Muslim)<br/><br/>HADEES-E-NABWI "ALLAH ko sab se pyara banda wo hai jo Intiqam lenay kee TAQAT rakhnay kay bawajood MUAAF kar dey .."</blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7850787276335242172-1145902946759222808?l=sms-wisdom.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sheikhnoreply@blogger.com0